"I'm a pretty, pretty princess" ~Chris Morris

 

"With great power comes great responsibility" ~Uncle Ben (not mine,Spiderman's)

 

"You're turning into a pengiun! Stop it!" ~Aurthur Dent (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

 

"Did I do that?" ~Steve Urkel

 

"Allllllrighty then" ~Ace Ventura

 

"Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of the alien planet.

   And since since this is not a natural tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale anymore"

                                 ~The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

 

"Godzilla is a G" ~Me (from the top of the first inverted roller coaster I ever went on)

 

"I know this has nothing to do with The Rocky Horror Picture Show, but..." ~Me (from the same roller coaster. I can't believe that I rode it 12 times that day.)

 

"Sir, blame it on your ISP" ~Taunt from Age of Empires 2

 

                                                                      ~from Firefly

 

"The wonder! The wonder! Th-...Nooooooooooooo" ~Age of Empires 2 (taunt)

 

"Kowabunga" ~The Ninja Turtles

 

"I love being a turtle" ~The Ninja Turtles

 

"What do you want to do tomorrow night, Brain" ~Pinkey

 

"Same thing we do every night, Pinkey. Try to take over the world!" ~Brain

 

"Don't you mean Melvin Doo?" ~Scooby Doo

 

"Dude, where's my car?" ~Ashton Kutcher (Dude, Where's My Car)

 

"Who is the Mole?" ~Anderson Cooper (The Mole's host)

 

"We can stay up late swappin' manly stories and in the mornin'...I'm makin' waffles!" ~Donkey (Eddie Murphie) from Shrek

 

"Africa is a really big country" ~Drew Carey on Whose Line is it Anyway? 

"The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it,
top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved."
~J. Russel Lynes